Whose Sports Coat Is That? - Lyrics

Whose Sports Coat Is That?
Well, I'd like to tell you a little story about a young man.
He arrived home one afternoon to find various articles of clothing throughout his home area that did not belong to him.
This made this particular gentleman extremely upset and rightly so.
And he called his young lady to his side and he said 'Baby...'

I just gotta know
I just gotta know
I just gotta know
I just gotta know
Whose sports coat is that on my rack?
Whose sports coat is that?
Whose sports coat is that?
I ain’t got me no coat like that

Now whose hat is on the rack?
Now whose hat is on the rack?
Now whose hat is on the rack?
I ain’t got me no hat like that

Now whose car is parked right outside?
Whose car is parked right outside?
Whose car is parked right outside?
I drive a Chevolet, not a goddamn Ford

Whose cigarettes are those?
Whose cigarettes are those?
Whose cigarettes are those?
I smoke Winstons, he smokes Kools

Whose whiskey is by the bed?
Now whose whiskey is by the bed?
Whose whiskey is by the bed?
I drink Cutty, that’s J&B, baby

Now whose pistol is that?
Whose pistol is that?
Whose pistol is that?

Whose sports coat is that?
Whose sports coat is that?
Whose sports coat is that?
I ain’t got me no coat like that
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