Thousand Bing Bangs - Lyrics

Thousand Bing Bangs
(Nordine 1991)
Tom Waits:She drove a big ol’ Lincoln with suicide doors and a sewing machine in the back
Ken Nordine:Thousand bing bangs near the end. Nothing’s ever what it was
Tom Waits:And a light bulb that looked like an alligator egg was mounted up front on the hood
Ken Nordine:Had myself a kind of brainstorm. Took a table spoon of buzz
Tom Waits:And she had a tattoo gun that she’d made herself from a cassette motor and a guitar string
Ken Nordine:X-ray eyes can see right through me. Naked thought, put on your clothes
Tom Waits:And she always had leaves in her hair
Ken Nordine:You hear that funny laughing? Just the caw of ancient crows
Tom Waits:And she cut two holes in the back of her dress, cause she had these scapular wings
Ken Nordine:Somewhere near the raveled edges, by the pool of Think-a-Bit
Tom Waits:And they were covered with feathers and electrical tape, and when she got good and drunk she would sing
Ken Nordine:Once again the notion hits me: Half is quite a bit of wit
Tom Waits:About Elkhart, Indiana, where the wind is tall and folks mind their own business
Ken Nordine:Power up that upper story. Ten percent is all you use
Tom Waits:And she had a hundred old baseballs that she’d taken from kids, and she collected bones of all kinds
Ken Nordine:Take a flight of simple fancy. You’re the one who has to choose
Tom Waits:And she lived in a trailer under the bridge, and she made her own whiskey and gave cigarettes to kids
Ken Nordine:Okay. All right for you. Look into the tiger’s eye
Tom Waits:And she’d been struck by lightning seven or eight times, and she hated the mention of rain
Ken Nordine:See if you can see the desert. Pour a drink, my throat is dry
Tom Waits:And she made up her own language and she wore rubber boots. She could fix anything with string
Ken Nordine:Poetry ain’t gonna catch me. Climb up this high plateau
Tom Waits:And her lips were like cherries, and she was stronger than any man, and she smelled like nutmeg and piss
Ken Nordine:Finish up what you were thinking, just a day or so ago
Tom Waits:And she put mud on a bee sting I got at the crick, and she gave me my very first kiss
Ken Nordine:Illustrate for visionaries: Go buy a doodle pad.
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