| Martin Mull: | Hey buddy, excuse me |
| Tom Waits: | Yeah |
| Martin Mull: | Can I get you over here for a second? I have... |
| Tom Waits: | Hold your horses, man. I’m busier than a set of jumper cables at a Puerto Rican wedding, man |
| Waitress: | I need a Mai Tai, a Brandy Alexander and a draught, light |
| Tom Waits: | Ai, ai, ai... |
| Martin Mull: | I, I could use another one though. I, I don’t usually do this. It’s just that, I’m in the music business. You ever get, you ever get anybody in here from... |
| Tom Waits: | Yeah, things are tough all over, man. What else is new? Yeah |
| Martin Mull: | Well today they made me do a disco record. I mean, it’s just... As I said, I don’t usually do this. I’d really like another one, if that’s all right. You, You don’t mind pennies do you? |
| Tom Waits: | Oh, we can always use pennies |
| Martin Mull: | Oh, fantastic. I think I eh, I think I got enough there for a double |
| Tom Waits: | I think you got enough there for a funeral |
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