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var Qotd = "";

DateToday = new Date() ;
TodaysDay = DateToday.getDate();

Quote = new Array();

Quote[1]  = '\"Mostly my kids are just looking for any way I come in handy\"'
Quote[2]  = '\"They are cannibalising the marooned shuttle to send us on to a place<BR>that will sound like a roaring player piano left burning on the beach\"'
Quote[3]  = '\"Womans name was Buzz Fletterjohn.<BR>She was, like, six feet nine with no fingernails\"'
Quote[4]  = '\"If you like hairdyers, you\'ll like water-heaters\"'
Quote[5]  = '\"He was using me to take the temperature,<BR>sticking me up the butt of a cow and pulling me out\"'
Quote[6]  = '\"How many sperms in a single ejaculation? Four hundred million.<BR>And its hard to believe that all of us are the ones that won\"'
Quote[7]  = '\"Something like 43 million tons of meteor dust fall from heaven every day...<BR>and what that has to do with it I have no idea\"'
Quote[8]  = '\"While your here you\'ll wanna check out the Banana Slug Festival?\"'
Quote[9]  = '\"In fact, all my songs are about Nancy Reagan...\"'
Quote[10]  = '\"There ain\'t no devil, there\'s just god when he\'s drunk\"'
Quote[11]  = '\"Champaign for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends\"'
Quote[12]  = '\"I\'d like to thank you all very much for coming this evening.<br>It\'s really made my night, it would have been real strange here if nobody would have showed up\"'
Quote[13]  = '\"I knew him when he was nothing and he hasn\'t changed a bit\"'
Quote[14]  = '\"I\'d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy\"'
Quote[15]  = '\"There\'s nothing strange about an axe with bloodstains in the barn.<BR>There\'s always some killing you got to do around the farm\"'
Quote[16]  = '\"The moon was sharp enough to draw blood from a stone\"'
Quote[17]  = '\"I\'m reliable sources, I\'ll tell ya anything you want me to know\"'
Quote[18]  = '\"I wanna break your bottle and spill out all your charms,<BR>come on baby, let\'s set off all the burglar alarms\"'
Quote[19]  = '\"I looked at my plate and I didn\'t know whether to eat it or give it a ride home\"'
Quote[20]  = '\"And when you get blue and you\'ve lost all your dreams<BR>there\'s nothin\' like a campfire and a can of beans\"'
Quote[21]  = '\"Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you\'re dead\"'
Quote[22]  = '\"I ain\'t no extra, baby. I\'m a leadin\' man\"'
Quote[23]  = '\"Wake me up in my dreams\"'
Quote[24]  = '\"Such a crumbling beauty.<BR>There\'s nothing wrong with her that a hundred dollars wouldn\'t fix\"'
Quote[25]  = '\"If you want a taste of madness, you\'ll have to wait in line\"'
Quote[26]  = '\"She was sharp as a razor and soft as a prayer\"'
Quote[27]  = '\"I did my time in the jail of your arms\"'
Quote[28]  = '\"Fishin\' for a good time starts with throwin\' in your line\"'
Quote[29]  = '\"The Moon ain\'t romantic. It\'s intimaditing as Hell\"'
Quote[30]  = '\"Don\'t plant your days they turn into weeds\"'
Quote[31]  = '\"Are you still jumping out of windows in expensive clothes?\"'

Qotd = Quote[TodaysDay];

document.write(Qotd);
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